Simpsons: See My Vest

A season six episode of the Simpsons from 1995, Two Dozen and One Greyhounds, has a plot that is heavily inspired by the Disney film One Hundred and One Dalmations, where Mr. Burns intends to steal twenty five greyhound puppies for a tuxedo. As if his animal creulty beliefs weren't strong enough, he has a whole song about how he turns creatures into clothes, to the music of Beauty and the Beast's Be Our Guest. What if we asked Abe Simpson what he heard if he listened to the song?

Original lyrics	Translated lyrics
Some men hunt for sport,	We have to play with the men
Others hunt for food,	Other food wolves
The only thing I'm hunting for,	All I'm looking for,
Is an outfit that looks good...	There is a dress that looks good ...
See my vest, see my vest,	Look at my vest, look at my west,
Made from real gorilla chest,	Made by the actual gorilla diet,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,	Feel this sweater, it's not better
Than authentic Irish setter.	To receive a setter forth of Ireland in regard to things.
See this hat, 'twas my cat,	See the hat, "my cat"
My evening wear - vampire bat,	My evening dress - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino	These white shoes are albino.
African endangered rhino.	African witches are threatened with extinction.
Grizzly bear underwear,	Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,	Turtle neck, I'm on my side,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle	Beer beer, my noodles
It shall rest,	He will rest,
Try my red robin suit,	Robin, because the cause of that was red;
It comes one breast or two,	One or two breasts come
See my vest, see my vest,	Check out the vest, look at the vest,
See my vest.	Vest check out
Like my loafers? Former gophers -	Like my pumpkin? Old Secret -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,	That's the skin of my drivers,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo	A tuxedo made of greyhound fur.
Would be best,	But if that was the best thing,
So let's prepare these dogs,	Let us go, then, sing their preparations;
(Kill two for matching clogs,)	(Kill two by matching wooden shoes)
See my vest, see my vest,	Look at my vest, look at my west,
see my vest	my video
Like my loafers? Former gophers -	Loafers like me? Former Gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,	This driver was my skin,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo	But bad fur
Would be best,	It would be better
So let's prepare these dogs,	So we prepare these dogs,
(Kill two for matching clogs,)	(Killing two Turks);
See my vest, see my vest,	See, see it in her arms
oh please won't you see my vest	Oh, please, do not see my jacket

Song: Zero by Imagine Dragons

The band Imagine Dragons released the song Zero as the second single for their 2018 album Origins. It was also used in the promotion for the film Ralph Breaks the Internet, appearing in one of the trailers and the end credits.

Original Lyrics	Translated lyrics
I find it hard to say the things I want to say the most	I find it hard to say that I want to say that that matters most
Find a little bit of steady as I get close	It is fixed, the things will come a little closer
Find a balance in the middle of the chaos	Find a balance in the midst of chaos
Send me low, send me high, send me never demigod	Today I will never be able to send a low virgin
I remember walking in the cold of November	Remember to be cooled in November
Hoping that I make it to the end of December	Hope for the end of December
27 years and the end of my mind	My last 27 years
But holding to the thought of another time	But only to keep the thought
But looking to the ways at the ones before me	And even then, does not it have to see the way?
Looking for the path of the young and lonely	You were the only one looking for a young man and was doing a trip
I don't want to hear about what to do	Do not listen to anybody
I don’t want to do it just to do it for you	We want to do what you do
Hello, hello	Hi Hi
Let me tell you what it's like to be a zero, zero	He said: Truly, I say to you that it is zero
Let me show you what it's like to always feel, feel	I feel that I am always with me, and I will show it to you who he looks like:
Like I’m empty and there's nothing really real, real	I am empty and nothing is real, true
I'm looking for a way out	After that?
Hello, hello	Hello Hello
Let me tell you what it's like to be a zero, zero	And he said: I tell you that it is not
Let me show you what it's like to never feel, feel	Let me show you how you feel, feel
Like I'm good enough for anything that's real, real	I want to see something that is very true
I'm looking for a way out	Then me?
I find it hard to tell you how I want to run away	It's hard to say they want to talk
I understand it always makes you feel a certain way	Let me think about it, the ability to experience
I find a balance in the middle of the chaos	I can not find in the middle of the balance
Send me up, send me down, send me never demigod	Let me go away, they have sent me or God
I remember walkin’ in the heat of the summer	And remember Walkin 'heat in the summer
Wide-eyed one with a mind full of wonder	Googly eyes, with a trance
27 years and I’ve nothing to show	Nothing will show 27 years
Falling from the doves to the dark of the crow	Dark pigeons with raven fall
Looking to the ways of the ones before me	Call now in front of your eyes
Looking for the path of the young and lonely	You are looking for young people and travel alone
I don't want to hear about what to do, no	What they want to listen to can not hurt,
I don’t want to do it just to do it for you	We want you
Hello, hello	Hello Hello
Let me tell you what it's like to be a zero, zero	He said: Truly, I say to you that it is zero
Let me show you what it's like to always feel, feel	I feel it, I'll show you who he is like me, and should at all times, feel,
Like I'm empty and there’s nothing really real, real	I am empty and nothing like reality, real
I'm looking for a way out	Then me?
Hello, hello	Hi Hi
Let me tell you what it's like to be a zero, zero	And he said: I tell you that it is not
Let me show you what it's like to never feel, feel	I feel you have to pretend;
Like I'm good enough for anything that's real, real	I want to see something that is absolutely real
I'm looking for a way out	After that?
Let me tell you 'bout it, well let me tell you 'bout it	I have a problem that you say you want to fight
Maybe you're the same as me	Maybe you are like me
Let me tell you 'bout it, well let me tell you 'bout it	I have a problem that you say you want to fight
They say the truth will set you free	They tell you the truth
Hello, hello	Hello Hello
Let me tell you what it's like to be a zero, zero	He said: Truly, I say to you that it is zero
Let me show you what it's like to always feel, feel	I feel it, I will show you who is like me and should always feel,
Like I'm empty and there's nothing really real, real	I am empty and nothing is real, true
I'm looking for a way out	Then me?
Hello, hello	Hi Hi
Let me tell you what it's like to be a zero, zero	He said: Truly, I say to you that it is zero
Let me show you what it's like to never feel, feel	Let me show you how you feel, feel
Like I'm good enough for anything that's real, real	I want to see something that is absolutely real
I'm looking for a way out	After that? ......

Here's the official music video if you need to consult on the music