Saturday, January 5, 2019

Film: Airplane (1980)

What’s Google Translate? It’s a polylingual word mangler, but that’s not important right now.

In 1980 a film written by David Zucker, Jerry Zucker and Jim Abrahams wrote and directed Airplane! (titled Flying High! in Australia and New Zealand), a film that takes the plot of the film Zero Hour!, and twists it to become a parody of the disaster film genre. It’s a very well known film because of its non-stop jokes and very quotable lines. Let’s take some and turn them into something even Johnny would stop and pause to look at.

Original quoteTranslated quote
It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.It was a difficult place - worst management of a mule. With each marriage and brave in Bombay Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.I chose the wrong week to quit smoking.
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.I'm serious And Simon doesn't speak.
Shana, they bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash!Small, so that train tickets have been purchased last. I knew I'd go to them. I refuse it, let's say!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?Mothers and brothers, this is your authority. We are grateful for the inconvenience that created a building process. This is due to the plane based. There is no reason to worry about us and we hope you enjoy the rest of the plane. On the way, is there any person on the plane that is known to fly on the plane?

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