Nursery Rhymes

This is the first, and so far only, request. The translated material? The nursery rhymes you likely grew up hearing.

First, we enter a puppet show that goes into the origin story.

Original line	Translated line
Baa, baa, black sheep,	Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?	Are you any wool?
Yes, sir, yes, sir,	Yes, Lord,
Three bags full;	Three bags full.
One for the master,	One of the masters,
And one for the dame,	And to make a lady,
And one for the little boy	And for a boy
Who lives down the lane	Who is lying

You'd need to be a lunatic to see the sense of this diddle diddle.

Original line	Translated line
Hey Diddle Diddle,	Heideby Dilong,
The cat and the fiddle,	Take a fish,
The cow jumped over the moon.	The cow was flying in a month.
The little dog laughed,	Leave the little dog alone,
To see such sport,	To see this,
And the dish ran away with the spoon	Its arrow was springs of water

Hungarian currency is a victim in this haiku.

Original line	Translated line
Jack and Jill	Jack and Jill
Went up the hill	Went up the hill.
To fetch a pail of water	Remove water
Jack fell down	Jack ready
And broke his crown,	However, Korona damage,
And Jill came tumbling after.	Jill was.

Where the finances are based on animal activity.

Original line	Translated line
Old MacDonald had a farm	It was the old McDonald economy
E-I-E-I-O	And NIA-e-o-ha
And on this farm he had a cow	And the farm was a cow
E-I-E-I-O	And NIA-e-o-ha
With a moo-moo here	This is Moo-Moo
And a moo-moo there	And there's a zoo
Here a moo, there a moo	Here zoo, it's Moo
Everywhere a moo-moo	monkeys everywhere
Old MacDonald had a farm	It was the old McDonald economy
E-I-E-I-O	And NIA-e-o-ha

I'm open to further requests, so if you have any please put them in the comments section below.